DicE Magazine issue 46

1.) You want to attract the attention of old guys who always tell you they had the same bike back in 1926…even though it’s a fucking 1957.
2.) You like dying or getting smashed under a truck or losing your face on the tarmac of a freeway at 90mph.
3.) You need to prove to your friends just how awesome you are by buying old Chopper parts on eBay for 8 times what they are worth just to have the rarest part around.
4.) You never want to meet an attractive human being of the female gender ever again.
I suppose if you don’t care about any of that, then fuck it…buy a Panhead and be a legend at your local man bar where you can only wear leather and chains and show your penis a lot to other men dressed in leather and chains.