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Dick Johnson - Uncles Intimate Strawberry Moisturizer
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Dick Johnson - Uncles Intimate Strawberry Moisturizer

Dick Johnson

Sometimes you are so fucking horny that you skip foreplay, and spitting is not snazzy. This is why Uncle always carries strawberry-scented Intimate Moisturizer with him.

This sex oil enables you to drill any hole as intensively as a Norwegian drills in the ocean or a sheik in the desert.

This stuff is so slick that a wet salmon resembles a sandpaper and banana peels on the ground are the same as anti-slip socks. Fuck, it's like Bambi on ice!



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